No parking any time … except 12 to 2 on Wednesday.

Hey, if you need to park on Wednesday between 12 and 2, you’re in luck!

Why bother? They had to, in reverse order, print the sign, have a meeting about whether or not to actually make 2 hours per week available for parking, probably form a committee, have a neighborhood meeting, discuss the obviously huge demand for parking in the area, and I’m probably missing another 7 or 8 factors that were instrumental in this decision.

But hey, it’s settled! If you happen to be on that residential block on any Wednesday between 12 and 2, go crazy, just park. Just make sure you’re out of there by 2.

But for the other 166 hours in the week, you’re out of luck.